THE EXPRESS AUTOPSY PAGE

I had the the great fortune of getting an express on the cheap. But as I unwrapped it, and put fresh batteries in,

A TRUE HORROR OF UNGODLY PROPORTIONS REARED IT'S UGLY HEAD

Backlit, in full color, was a HAIR. Yes, a hair, a very NASTY type of hair. And it was behind the screen.

I DECIDED RIGHT THEN AND THERE, I WOULD STRIP AND CLEAN MY EXPRESS OR I WOULD DIE TRYING.

What follows are the scans of the ENTIRE interior contents of an express. Down to the last screw, it was all cleaned with extreme prejudice.

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